So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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