Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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