there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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