S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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