these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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