Non-Jews are for practice
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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