I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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