I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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