I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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