i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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