how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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