We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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