HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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