weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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