rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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