Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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