Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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