It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.