i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.