I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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