what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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