It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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