Whod you bang
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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