Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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