I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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