the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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