i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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