she smelled like a LAN party
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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