Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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