Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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