Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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