i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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