Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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