Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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