I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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