you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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