Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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