My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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