Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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