is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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