and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
it's like heaven, but drunker
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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