Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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