you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i think i just lost a toe
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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