The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you would pick up someone in the library
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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