I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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