You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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