How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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