So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
