Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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