Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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