her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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