I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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