why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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