Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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