Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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