we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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